(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(SIRENS BLARING)
(MAN SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)
Time to put the HIVE
in their place again.
Titans, go!
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Slow your roll, dude.
Me and Cyborg got this.
Yeah, we have
some new power moves
we wanna try out.
- Power moves?
- What is the power move?
They don't know
what a power move is.
(LAUGHS) Surely
they're joshing.
We better take them
to school.
Then ring that bell, dude.
CYBORG:
It's when one superhero
takes his powers...
BEAST BOY: And combines it
with the powers
of a second superhero.
CYBORG: And form
a totally brand new...
BOTH: Power Move!
Example.
The Power Ball Shuffle!
Power Ball Shuffle?
- I saw no shuffling.
- And I did not see the ball.
Perhaps you'll like
our next move better.
BOTH: Thunder Alley Knockout!
That's what's up.
Are all these moves
just going to be
some dumb combination
that starts with you
throwing each other?
Just wait until you see...
- (NEIGHING)
- BOTH: Centaur Kick!
(WHINNYING)
- Yay!
- All right!
- Yay!
- Huh! Whoo!
Guys, watch out!
BOTH: I got it!
Whoa.
BOTH: Power move.
(VIDEO GAME MUSIC)
(TITTERING)
So anyone need any
(LAUGHING) refreshments?
- No.
- I'm all good, bro.
No, thank you.
One tasty beverage
coming right up!
BOTH: Flying Soda Grab.
Well, this has been
truly awful.
Dude, you're doing power moves
with Robin, now?
Don't take it personally,
we just make a better team.
'Cause you're... Lame!
Whatever, dude.
You want in
on the next round, Cy?
- You know I do!
- Sorry.
Cyborg and I need to see what
other kinds of power moves
we can come up with.
- (BEEP)
- (MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
(MUMBLING)
So great for you.
(WIND HOWLING)
Ooh! Hey,
there you are, Raven.
You wanna maybe work
on some power moves together?
No.
Aww.
- But I need a partner.
- Don't care.
It's super easy.
All you gotta do
is pick me up and throw me.
(GASPS) Oh!
(GROANING)
That was surprisingly fun.
Let's do it again sometime.
Since merging our powers
worked so well,
I think we should try
merging other aspects
of ourselves.
Sounds like a plan, bro.
My staff and your boom-box!
Uh-oh! Now we have done it!
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Your super sweet birdarang
and my hi-tech motherboard.
What's up, fellas?
Love it!
Our lunches!
(MUSIC STOPS)
Now that was just messy.
That was fun, but I'm gonna
see what Beast Boy's up to.
What? We need to find
more ways to merge ourselves.
I think I'm done
merging for today.
Oh, but there's
one more thing
we can merge.
(LAUGHING MANICALLY)
Dude! What's wrong with you?
And that creepy laugh.
Are you ready for this?
I am ready, Beast Boy!
(LAUGHS) Then here it goes.
The new Beast Boy-Starfire
power move.
BOTH: The Flaming Spiked Ball
of the Death!
Ooh.
Aah! Ow!
Ow, ow, ow!
I'm on fire,
I'm on fire!
(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
What happened to you?
Working on my new power moves
without you!
Speaking of...
Where's Robin anyways?
I thought he was
"merge obsessed."
- Well...
- Who cares.
I'm just glad that
he's not around for once.
Hey, Beast Boy.
(SCREAMING)
What are you doing in there?
I moved in.
It's the ultimate merging
of our powers.
I don't know, Robin.
Do you really think
this is a good idea
for...for...for...
(SNEEZES)
Gesundheit.
Power sneeze!
Huh? Huh?
Power sneeze!
That just ain't right.
That's disgusting.
A little. But together
we can stop every threat
that comes our way.
Ah!
BOTH: Snack Combo!
Eat. Eat. Eat.
- Ugh.
- Now, that's a mouthful.
BOTH: Fashion Combo.
That's a fashion no-no.
Smooth move, bro.
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY)
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- Robin.
What's up, buddy?
Moving in was a big step.
And it was an awful step.
You need to get out
of my body!
No way!
Together we're
the ultimate superhero.
We can't give this up.
Yes, we can!
You're getting out! Now!
(ROBIN STRUGGLING)
- What are you doing?
- CYBORG: Ow!
Ow! Oh, now it's on!
(SIREN BLARING)
Ow!
(GROANS)
Quit punching yourself.
Why are you
punching yourself?
Quit punching yourself.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
How are you doing that?
Oh!
Wait, is that me,
or is that you?
Oh, I'm so confused.
Ah!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
All right, break it up.
Please, Robin,
this is not the normal.
You have to stop.
We need you both back.
Separately.
Sorry. Not going to happen.
Dude, get him out of me!
Please!
- Out you go.
- Robin!
(STRUGGLING)
Time for some power moves!
Birdarang Barrage.
What are you doing, Cy?
He's making me do power moves
against my will.
Just knock him out already!
And there's only one way
to do that.
ALL: Ultimate Titans
Power Move!
You did it, Beast Boy.
You saved me.
Well, Robin,
do you have
anything to say
for yourself?
That... was an amazing
power move!
- You really liked it?
- I loved it!
It was so much fun
combining powers
with my friends.
Yeah, it was pretty... epic.
Is there any way
to add me in?
Dude! Yeah, sure.
Bring some of those
birdarangs on board
and we can make it
the Ultimate Extreme
Titan Power Move.
I like the sound of that.
A little help.
Anyone? Little help.
Could you...
Maybe put on the TV.
Easy, Robin, easy.
Get this serum right
and you'll finally be able
to grow that mustache.
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
- (CRASH)
- (RATTLING)
(BELLOWING)
- Ha!
- Yee-haw!
- (CYBORG WHOOPING)
- Whoa! What are you doing?
Ahhh!
(BOTH WHOOPING)
- BEAST BOY: Hold on, boy!
- Hi. (SCREAMS)
- (BELLOWS)
- (GRUNTING)
Ow! (GROANS)
(BELLOWS)
- (LAUGHS)
- Oh, man!
I believe I just set the new
indoor rodeo record!
(STARFIRE CLEARS THROAT)
BOTH: What?
I hope you intend
to eliminate this mess.
The maid can take care of it.
We don't have a maid.
And that is our problem, how?
Come on,
we were just goofing off.
Life's not just
about goofing off.
It's also about
responsibilities.
- Ugh!
- (TEETH RATTLING)
- What?
- What's wrong?
- That word.
Responsibility?
BOTH: Ahhh!
Seriously, you guys
need to start thinking
about the future.
We have, and it's gonna be
even better than the present,
'cause things always improve.
In the future, they're gonna
finally eradicate
that thing you keep
talking about.
Responsibility?
ALL: (ECHOING)
Responsibility.
- Make them stop saying it.
- Let's get out of here, bro!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(THUD)
Nothing like a little pizza
to make us forget our
friends' thoughtful advice.
It helps, but I think I'm
gonna need a movie, too.
(BOTH GASP)
- Mine!
- Gimme!
- Drop it!
- Let go!
That floor pizza is mine!
I saw it first!
Me too,
and I'm still looking at it.
So am I!
Staring contest.
Last one to look away
from the slice gets it.
You're on!
(CLOCK TICKING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(SQUEAKING)
(CHUCKLES)
You blinked, I win.
Ugh!
This pizza tastes like
it's 30 years old!
Because we've been here
for... 30 years?
High-five for the longest
staring contest ever.
We got to tell the others.
If they're not dead.
Robin! Raven! Starfire!
Where is everybody?
Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
- Oh, hi, guys.
- (COOING)
Long time no see.
(BABY CRYING)
- BOTH: Ahhh!
- Robin?
CYBORG: What is that thing?
It's not a thing.
It's my baby.
Nobody cares about that baby!
We're talking about
your mullet, dude.
Oh, just a new look.
And I go by the name
Nightwing now.
All part of growing up.
So you and Starfire finally
tied the knot, huh?
No, me and Batgirl.
Hi, guys.
What happened to you, man?
You used to be so much cooler!
Relatively speaking.
We got to get you out of here.
Let's go to a movie.
I can't.
It's my night to fix dinner.
Says who?
It's just one of my
responsibilities.
Make it stop, Cyborg!
This is a nightmare!
Where are the others?
Where's Starfire?
Oh, she moved back home.
Hey, Starfire!
(GROWLING)
Ahh!
(GRUNTING)
Hey, Starfire,
what's up with those guys?
What is up,
is that I am now
Queen of Tamaran,
and they work for me.
Great! So come to
the movies with us.
You got movies
on this planet, right?
We have gladiators battling
three-headed carnian dragons
with laser eyes.
That could be fun.
Unfortunately,
I cannot join you.
But you're the Queen, come on.
And with that honor
comes responsibilities.
- (BOTH SCREAM)
- Not again!
Ah, the humanity!
Maybe Raven hasn't changed.
Where is she?
(WHISTLES) This is the nicest
other dimensional plane
I have ever seen.
Uh, it's okay.
Raven!
Whoa!
BEAST BOY:
What happened to you?
Well, I defeated my father
in the ultimate battle
of good versus evil.
Afterwards, I was reborn
as pure energy,
an all-powerful force of good.
Now I pretty much keep
the whole universe in balance.
Hang on a sec.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
- Just saved a planet.
- Good job.
So, you're like a celestial
goddess or something?
It's a living.
What are you guys
doing up here, anyway?
You're not dead, are you?
Nah. Just looking for someone
to go to the movies with us.
Sorry! Balancing
all the good and evil
throughout the galaxies
is a full-time job,
and a big respons--
Don't you say that word!
La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la!
(BOTH SCREAM)
Dude, the future stinks.
All of our friends are stuck
in dead-end jobs.
Husband, bleh!
Queen, what-evs!
Goddess of the universe, pssh!
I cannot live
in a world like this.
And they shouldn't
have to either.
We've got to save them
from themselves.
- But how?
- Simple.
CYBORG: All we have to do is
invent a time machine,
go back 30 years
and change one little thing.
Then we come
back to the future,
and everything
will be different!
So obvious. Let's do it.
(DRILLING NOISES)
- You guys want leftovers?
- No!
- It's pasta.
- No!
Do you mind keeping it down?
The kids are trying to sleep.
When we're done,
you won't have to worry
about your kids anymore.
- Huh?
- Once we get our
time machine finished,
we're going to go back
and fix the future
so you guys don't
end up like this.
You're welcome, by the way.
Wait a minute. I like my life.
I love my family.
Dude, your family's horrible!
- Yes, Robin?
- They're trying
to change history.
Don't do this.
I command you.
- Hey! You're not
the boss of me.
- Technically I am.
Immortal goddess, remember?
Oh, yeah.
Well, not for long,
you're not.
All done. Let's go, bro.
(BOTH GRUNT)
You guys are going nowhere.
- Oh, yeah?
- (BELLOWS)
You forgot, you're talking to
an indoor rodeo champion!
- (BELLOWS)
- Hee-haw!
(CYBORG WHOOPS)
(THUD)
(RAVEN GRUNTING)
Ow! Whoa!
- CYBORG: Whoo!
Yeah, baby!
- Ahh!
Shh!
The kids.
Sorry, hun.
So far, so good.
What do we do now?
We change one little thing.
We share the last slice.
BEAST BOY: Yes!
You think this is
a big enough change
to alter the future?
Guess we'll have to wait
30 years to find out.
You know the best part
of living in a society
that's broken down
and there's nothing left
but chaos?
No responsibilities?
- You know it!
- (EXPLOSION)
The robot overlords have
taken over the entire city.
How did things get to this?
I think it had something to do
with sharing a slice of pizza.
You think this is bad?
It could have been
a lot worse, man.
You almost had a baby!
- And a mullet!
- (EXPLOSION)
Run!
Yep! This is a future
I can live with.
(CLOSING THEME PLAYING)